A cardiologist, a politician, and a nurse walk into a bar.

It was an iron bar. (boom boom)

I’ve been meaning to write this bloody article for a couple of weeks, but recovering from the debauchery of the Abi Daily birthday bash, and subsequent gigs, was a necessary, (and not unwelcome) distraction.

Speaking of distractions, I’ve had a bit of a rest from social media over the weekend, as the onslaught of let’s-not-be-distracted-by-distractions-then-talk about-them-for-48 hours was unrelenting. It gave me time to think about things in a more philosophical light, and particularly why the reactions of some very prominent people are so distressing to so many of us. In spite of this, there are plenty of ‘truthers’ falling over themselves to get a selfie with the men in the Tommy Cooper joke I’ve paid homage to in this article’s title.

Malhotra, Bridgen, and Campbell are now the brave new heroes.

This begs the question of us all: does the abhorrence of the last three years mean so little that we allow blatant untruths to be spoken by medics and politicians about their complicity in the worst crimes committed in our history?

Perhaps because I rely more on gut instinct than data (jokes about my gut incoming), my personal opinion has always been that it’s not so much about evidence, or lack of, it’s about what was so clearly morally objectionable. A fact that has no counterclaim. This is not a case of lost luggage at Gatwick, or John Lewis measuring curtains incorrectly, these three men had an active role in cajoling millions into getting an experimental medical procedure that has killed, and will carry on killing millions of human beings.

Crucially, none of them have abandoned the official narrative about the ‘deadly’ virus.

Meanwhile in Journoland, the likes of Isabel Oakeshott, Allison Pearson, and Toby Young are not helping. They will only go so far in condemning the atrocities thrust upon us. Their reluctance is possibly because some of them have been jabbed, but despite the awful cognitive dissonance this must create in these people’s heads, my strong feeling is that sitting on the rumbling, underwater volcano hoping it won’t erupt, will only stop it for so long. And the explosion will be much, much worse.

Malhotra, Bridgen and Campbell have all sought glory in one way or another. It’s biblical in its tragedy that none of these men have got down on their knees, and at the very least begged forgiveness for their deliberate role in what has been done to citizens of this country. They, and others, must surely know the evil that has unfolded?

Meanwhile, the good doctor Malhotra is busy travelling the globe, doing what doctors do (which is to protect their own reputation at any cost). Ask yourself what filming yourself doing pull-ups has got to do with exposing global democide? As a few of us predicted, the good doctor appeared on Joe Rogan. Unless I blinked and missed it, at no point did he mention that despite his self-declared mistrust of the psychopaths who run Big Pharma, he happily sold the benefits of experimental Covid-19 vaccines to reluctant ethnic minorities on Good Morning Britain, a mainstream TV show that for some bizarre reason attracts millions of corn-flake guzzling viewers every day.

I think it’s important to note that Joe Rogan’s podcast is recorded in the United states, a country that up until May 2023 had an official ban on the unvaccinated. Amazingly, this overt medical fascism did not stop many from travelling to the country, regardless of jab status.

At no point in the revisionist monologue did the self-serving doctor passionately decry his own immoral actions, or the actions of the government, including the disgusting never-ending lockdowns, muzzles and jab roll out.

At one point he says that according to British mathematician Norman Fenton, half the cardiac events could be ascribed to the vaccines, as if seeking to minimise the unspeakable crime of ever rolling them out in the first place.

Rogan who is basically a weed-smoking useful idiot, attempts to mention the reasons for increased mortality being due to the late treatment of serious illness. Through out the entire interview, Rogan epitomises part of why we are where we are. He acts in a submissive manner as if everything that comes out of Malhotra’s mouth is sacred.

Let me remind you that for the crime of coercion alone, the medical profession have violated the Nuremberg Code which includes their sacred Hippocratic Oath.

Aside from a small number of brave doctors and nurses who lost their jobs during 2020/2021, it is not an exaggeration to say that the majority of the medical profession willingly helped destroy people’s lives.

Bridgen, who was nowhere to be seen at early parliamentary hearings in 2021, voted for the January 2021 lockdown, and then the mandatory jabs for care home workers. He was pushing the boosters well into 2022. He’s also said very recently he still believes the first lockdown (let’s call it house arrest) was justified. Most bewildering of all, he was actually prepared to stay in the fucking Conservative Party. The party that oversaw and continues to defend this monstrous assault on the lives of the British people. The fact that both Malhotra and Bridgen are allegedly jab injured should surely increase their anger, not diminish it. Yet they remain the definition of calm and calculating. At the time of writing, Bridgen is in the process of suing Matt Hancock, not for his role in the barbarity, but for allegedly libelling him in parliament.

This is like pulling Ted Bundy over for speeding.

Bridgen has now joined the Reclaim Party, and his wife is writing a book about the ‘Wives of Westminster.

No book about unspeakable crimes against the British people then, love?

Fuck me.

And what of ex-nurse Dr Campbell? Other than an initial mistrust, I confess I didn’t really know much about him, other than that he’d been pushing ‘da Covid’ narrative, and the efficacy of the jabs for a year or more on his long-running YouTube channel. For this propaganda, he made something in the region of a million quid. Nice work if you can get it, you bald, swivel-eyed cunt. Like his two amigos, Malhotra and Bridgen, he claims his late change of heart is due to the ‘evidence’ changing. This is not only a lie, it also succeeds in delaying the truth being revealed as the incessant to and fro of statistics allows the accusation of aiding and abetting democide to slip past.

We must not let it slip past. We owe it to the truth.

In a recent interview on Triggernometry, the commentariat’s answer to Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street, Campbell re-writes history, whilst keeping one foot in the official government narrative. It’s extraordinary to watch, but watch it you must if only to see the way the Triggernometry boyzzz studiously avoid pulling him up on anything he says. Like Rogan with Malhotra, the glazed over expressions are due to the pathetic ‘you’re a medic, therefore you must be revered, and believed'.’

Stop fawning over these despicable false idols.

Seek the truth within, and ye shall find it.