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Absolutely with you on Izzard! He’s a bloody tool! As trudi says, you have to do some hair sniffing for Biden, oh and mention laptops! πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

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Frances Leader turned me onto you! Bless her heart! πŸ’– Cheers from the 'other side'. Yanks have completely lost a handle on humor. Many of us appreciate your efforts! THANK YOU!

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Abi, it is beyond all reasonable doubt that you’ve drank at least half of your pride flagged up vodka, either that or you’ve been at the pritt-sticks again.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Loved the Joe Biden, next time, have a doll and start sniffing it’s hair. If you’re going Biden, you may as well go the whole creepy Joe baby sniffer BidenπŸ‘πŸ˜³

The second by second commentary on Liz’s journey..... Bore off, I’ve more faith in that bloody bin bag, least that’s useful for taking the shit out.

Eddie Izzard.... what a knobπŸ™„

That’s my useless input of the day, have a great evening everyone and welcome to those who are new.

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Spot on, as always, Trudi...and Abi, of course.πŸ‘x

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Abi, it’s never too early to have a drink. Eddie Izzard will never be a woman, will never be funny and will never be relevant. I love Fanny, she is my favourite and I like the blonde wig.

Truss, the woman who is pro πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰ pro lockdowns, pro vaccine passports. God help us. The Welsh wanker should be in jail.

Long live real comedy and your wonderful rants Abi xx

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God yes!...Abi, your recent rants on this Galactic clusterfuck have been nothing short of epic! They just get better and better! πŸ₯°

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Abi you mentioned your pride vodka, I have a bottle of vodka in the shape of a giant syringe ( no shit ) I had to have it £45, it stands on my fireplace unopened but it reminds me of the past 2.5 years.. Pure Blood.. PS if you tone down the swearing I'll Fucking unsubscribe from your Fucking amazing channel.. ❀ Lots of love Stu...

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Hi Stu where did you get the bottle?

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Google vodka debowa syringe and you should be able to find it, I bought my several months ago from my local shop, they always have a good drinks selection.

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Thanks, Stuart

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I found one on Amazon... Debowa vodka syringe πŸ‘

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We need to see this vodka bottle Stu πŸ‘

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Forgot to say I'm un-woked.

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Like this girl. Am not a fan of Thatcher but respect Abi's opinion. Love the swearing. She is a person with a brain and some integrity so long may she continue. Hope she is not nullified and neutered.

Thanks to Frances Leader for the introduction to Abi. Thanks for Abi's forthrightness.

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Always a delight listening to you during dinner, ma’am; you go rather well with a sea bass and salad.

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I've just posted a picture on Gettr, I don't know how to on substack..

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How do you send pictures.??

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