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ABI!!! Hello ya lovely bag of love

Laughing my head off here, I feel famous 😁.

you're a dead set legend

this makes my workout much easier

Everyone here thank you for welcoming me into your family

My family are a bunch of galas frightened of their own shadow

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My family too Will. They have all been jabbed to eternity and follow every crazy rule. Abi’s SubStack saved me when I thought I was going mad.

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💖💖💖

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Welcome Will lots of my family and friends like that too!!

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Welcome Will to loyal family of Abi. We are a strong lot. Blessed are the souls of truth.

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Thank you Debbie 😌 have a great weekend 😊

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An increase of cocks 🤗😂

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🥳🥳🥳

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Everytime you say da covid in that oirish accent why do I laugh so much?

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Me too Alison 😂😂

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Thanks for reading my comment Abi! Hubby and I listened together this morning , I think he had a tear in his eye....

Your accents just keep on improving 🤣

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Another one of the aussie sayings « stop acting like a galaaa ». I looked it up and its some kind of aussie pidgeon 😂. Loved the article very moving

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A galah is kinda like a cockatoo but pink and grey in colour and they make a bloody racket 😊

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Yeah was just kidding with the pidgeon 😂. Are they noisy? Just remember the old dude in neighbours always calling people “a galaaaa!” 😂😂

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😂

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Good to hear the return of a bit of filth on Friday 😆

Correlation between rule followers and Ukraine sympathisers for sure, they're the current thing brigade. They'll currently be salivating over the prospect of cheering on that fat fingered wef'er in the approaching gloryfest 🤮

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Absolutely Ian. The Covidians are all pro Ukraine, pro net zero and pro 15 minute cities in my experience.

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And respectful of pronouns 🥴

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Ian Owen I had a mother of one of my son’s primary school friends come in the chippy where I work last week.

She’s a lovely woman and I asked if everyone was keeping well and what Ethan was doing now. With a serious look on her face, she then announced her wasn’t called Ethan anymore, he is non binary and changed his name to Ben.

Without even thinking I blurted out that I didn’t get it, she went onto explain that Ethan was his male gender assigned name and he didn’t identify with it.

She then went on to talk about they, them had dumped uni in his first year and was now working at McDonald’s, he’d left home and gone to live with his father and she hadn’t seen him since boxing.

When I told my son when I came home, he was wtf, he hasn’t even chosen a gender neutral name and has just jumped on the bandwagon.

My son is 18, him and his friends are not buying this crap and madness.

He’s adamant that men should not be in women’s spaces just because they put a frock on and identify as a woman. Women deserve to feel and be safe and a rooster should not be roaming among them freely.

He’s not playing along with their delusions, he says it’s crazy batshit some of the stuff that they try to pass off as been interesting or acceptable.

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It must really bring clown world home when it hits you directly in that way 🤯. I've not directly encountered in any such way any of the mentally disturbed attention seeking alphabet crowd, long may that continue 🥴.

Maybe Ben took inspiration from super-woke Ben & Jerry's 😅

Well good to hear your son and his friends have their heads screwed on👏

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Yes, I forgot about bloody pronouns! I have Abi’s T-shirt which says “My Pronouns are Tits & Arse”😂

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And I think it’s safe to say that podcast has set us all up for the weekend! Everyone is loving Will the Aussie it’s rather like having Abi’s very own Crocodile Dundee😉. Very attractive thought a bit like a Texan cowboy in his boots and Stetson. I now find myself going into various random accents on and off, nowhere near as good as Abi’s arrray of classics, but it’s contagious. Have a great weekend everyone love Suzanne x ❤️

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Just had a thought

Abi I had trouble sleeping since the hammer dropped so I started watching the TV series

Minder

Funny as fuck

I can recommend this to everyone

Have a great weekend 😊

YouTube has the entire series free

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Hi Will I grew up watching minder the original one with George Cole Dennis Waterman yes it Is very funny. I don't have much family left but thoes that I do have are all vacined up to the eyeballs & just think I'm a bit stupid for not believing that the government has our best interests at heart, my cousin visited recently she can't handle her drink & when we were chatting about stuff kept saying this "this is way above OUR pay scale" several times , like I'm too fucken stupid to talk about anything she's such a smart arse( she's a teacher ) it really wound me up I couldn't sleep ended up necking couple diazepan at about 2 in morning when you have family staying in your house & they can make u feel shit we used to be close but now have just nothing I'm common, she watches bbc & sky news say no more ! Enjoy your weekend 🍺

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Fab pod,

Did I hear you say there’s more cocks in this group? 🥳🥳😂😂

Please do a trigonometry sketch, I’ll lend you my nookie bear 🐻 👍😂

Have a great weekend everyone and Will, get that video sorted😉

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Loving todays pod. Feeling lots of love from the Abi family. I have a neighbor I call Mrs Bucket. When the pan slapping was going on she use to go out and point at our house because we didn't partake in the nonsense cult. I use to lift the nets and wave. Which seemed to really annoy her . Which made me laugh uncontrollably. So when you do that voice. Magic 😂

Have a beautiful weekend all.

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Love that give them a nice wave “you hooo!!!” 🤣. Honestly stuff ‘em the dumb dumbs.

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Rishi is definitely not dishy😳 What a great moment when Biden pushed Rishi aside😂

Your trigonometry sketch was just the best.

Happy weekend to all Abi SubStackers 💖🍸🍹

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I missed that, I’ll have to find it 😂

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Just seen it😂😂😂

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Thank Abi! Woke wankers & their dribbling shyte!!!!

W ankers

O nly

K nowing

E ffall!

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Jane I feel you I really do

we are going through a truly unprecedented moment in history

The entire world is being shoved into a prison

and it's the masses who comply to this evil that is building the walls of our prison

Three years ago I was passionate about waking people up to this but now I only engage with those who ask me what I think

I still wear my conspiracy realist tshirt and giggle to myself at the stares from the zombies

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Wish we could see your face when your doing those accents, the Arabic one the other day was quality 🤣

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Hi Abi really enjoyed hearing about your time in Russia you have had some fantastic experiences as well as some awful knocks, bloody hell the storage unit fire email just awful what next I bet you thought what next, so glad you had a right good laugh with Martin I'm jealous in a nice way I'd love to laught so much I pissed mesell I did last summer but won't go into that ha ha, Sydney wuugs ha ha did laugh at that I better not text correct spelling might have old bill knocking at the door in half hour! What was the food like in Russia? Do you still keep intouch? I know you said there was food shortages. We were saving to go to Russia before the scamdemic we had it planned to visit St Petersburg the Winter Palace my Steve loves history & got several books on the revolution however don't think it's a good idea now, hope you enjoyed your night out 🍹🍸x

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Wheres Abi Daily gone? Is it me?

It probably is. You need good eyesight to be good with technology, I mean I need new glasses x

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