The Triggernometry cunts many moons ago were unjabbed and sceptical. Then all of a sudden they both started talking about taking the jab as they had both had Covid twice and Francis said he had been really ill. I sensed something was really off with them at this point as they were laying the groundwork for their eventual u turn. I've never watched them since and I could not face listening to Piers Morgan without projectile vomiting. My husband had worked with Milly Dowler's parents and I had met the family so you can understand why Piers Morgan the slimy bastard makes me ill.
Abi your accents are the best, I love the Welsh one because my late mum and dad were Welsh and Welsh speaking so although I was born and bred in London my parents spoke Welsh at home as did all my Welsh relatives so it does makes me smile to hear it but I love all your accents, you are such a talent. Please keep them coming, you are so funny.
Thank you to all the substack family too, the comments keep me sane. None of my friends get the enormity of what has happened, I haven't fallen out with them yet but feel I am living on another planet to them. Thank God for my hairdresser who gets it completely. xx
Highly enjoyable pod last night, as per usual I often listen last thing at night , in the bath and/or in bed . Proper belly laughs ! Enjoying the accents and characters. I donât often hear âWorcestershireâ these days (where I grew up) , I used to listen to The Archers to hear Eddie Grundy et al do it ð€£ but they mostly just sound posh these days .
Iâm with you on not being able to go back to these places /venues , that imposed draconian measures . (I can still barely even speak to some of these people !). I was working in music/events/entertainment but I just canât go back to it . Itâs good to know Iâm not the only one who feels so strongly about this. Iâm also even more lonely than during lockdown , having also lost a lot of friends , who just didnât âget â me .
So thankyou , Abi , and the whole fam âºïž I shall be watching The Chosen too, looking forward to that ð xx
I watched / listened to so many bloggers during the pandemic but only watched a couple from Trigonometry and turned it off. They didn't pass the 'real' feel test. Just in my bones.
Abi! Will you be going to the "Not our War" protest, run by UNN (David Clews)? It will be outside Parliament Square from 19th - 22nd April.
I'll be there, with my beautiful Sisters. My eldest Sister has Lung Cancer, yet will be there, showing these cunts that there are plenty of us who know they are rumbled.
Loved that pod. Really cheered me up. Amazing accents. As a Geordie myself I think itâs one of the hardest ones to do & you cracked it. No Dutch men on the embankment? ;)
Had a great laugh tonight Abi but you forgot your Scouse accent!!!!
Iâve already binge watched The Chosen after you recommended it last week, as a lapsed Catholic it really hit home to me and I felt quite emotional watching it - it makes me want to go to Church to feel the calm and serenity away from this madness.
Thank for attending the March tomorrow, Iâm looking forward to the video updates.
Absolutely agree with the need to recognise the enormity of what happened over the past few years. When in conversation I refer to anything from around 2019 or during the run up to 2020, I can't bring myself to say "before covid" which seems far too casual and dismissive, I have to say "before EVERYTHING CHANGED".
Examples abounded during the height of the hysteria. We were driving past Edinburgh at one point, and saw fifteen light-up road signs in succession saying "GET THE BOOSTER" instead of telling us what speed to drive at. Mad.
I often feel as if I'm looking into, or at least towards the edge of, a bottomless pit of evil-doings, albeit standing well back as one instinctively does from a precipice.
So with the acknowledgement of evil, I have to also acknowledge good as a force. My schooling in Scotland was generally Protestant, but my Christian awareness is like Tyrannosaurus Rex's arms; ridiculously under-developed.
Now I am tentatively considering Christianity from first principles. It appears from listening to Abi that I may continue to swear like a trooper. Phew! These times demand it.
Here's an example of creepy theatrics from back then:
Thanks Abi. I tried being a grown up. Did it all properly for 2 years. Then realised I was much happier being at my chosen age of 12 1/2. Life was great & still is all these years later. Fuck being a grown up!
ðšI completely forget to mention that I got a lovely bunch of flowers from Bob and his family yesterday which lifted me up no end!! ðâ€ïžâ€ïž
Enjoyed the pod tonight, the Nigerian accent killed með€£ð€£
Have a great weekend everyone ð¥°
Francis Foster
'The Cockney Nookie Bear'.
I'm now on my knees, hunting desperately under the sofa for my balls, which dropped off laughing.
The Triggernometry cunts many moons ago were unjabbed and sceptical. Then all of a sudden they both started talking about taking the jab as they had both had Covid twice and Francis said he had been really ill. I sensed something was really off with them at this point as they were laying the groundwork for their eventual u turn. I've never watched them since and I could not face listening to Piers Morgan without projectile vomiting. My husband had worked with Milly Dowler's parents and I had met the family so you can understand why Piers Morgan the slimy bastard makes me ill.
Abi your accents are the best, I love the Welsh one because my late mum and dad were Welsh and Welsh speaking so although I was born and bred in London my parents spoke Welsh at home as did all my Welsh relatives so it does makes me smile to hear it but I love all your accents, you are such a talent. Please keep them coming, you are so funny.
Thank you to all the substack family too, the comments keep me sane. None of my friends get the enormity of what has happened, I haven't fallen out with them yet but feel I am living on another planet to them. Thank God for my hairdresser who gets it completely. xx
Highly enjoyable pod last night, as per usual I often listen last thing at night , in the bath and/or in bed . Proper belly laughs ! Enjoying the accents and characters. I donât often hear âWorcestershireâ these days (where I grew up) , I used to listen to The Archers to hear Eddie Grundy et al do it ð€£ but they mostly just sound posh these days .
Iâm with you on not being able to go back to these places /venues , that imposed draconian measures . (I can still barely even speak to some of these people !). I was working in music/events/entertainment but I just canât go back to it . Itâs good to know Iâm not the only one who feels so strongly about this. Iâm also even more lonely than during lockdown , having also lost a lot of friends , who just didnât âget â me .
So thankyou , Abi , and the whole fam âºïž I shall be watching The Chosen too, looking forward to that ð xx
I watched / listened to so many bloggers during the pandemic but only watched a couple from Trigonometry and turned it off. They didn't pass the 'real' feel test. Just in my bones.
I paused this and went to listen to Morgan being interviewed by those two rent boys .
It is nauseating ! I had to fast forward each time Morgan spoke . Shame on the Trigger Twats who I used to like.
Yorkshire accent PLEASE ð
Abi! Will you be going to the "Not our War" protest, run by UNN (David Clews)? It will be outside Parliament Square from 19th - 22nd April.
I'll be there, with my beautiful Sisters. My eldest Sister has Lung Cancer, yet will be there, showing these cunts that there are plenty of us who know they are rumbled.
Loved that pod. Really cheered me up. Amazing accents. As a Geordie myself I think itâs one of the hardest ones to do & you cracked it. No Dutch men on the embankment? ;)
Had a great laugh tonight Abi but you forgot your Scouse accent!!!!
Iâve already binge watched The Chosen after you recommended it last week, as a lapsed Catholic it really hit home to me and I felt quite emotional watching it - it makes me want to go to Church to feel the calm and serenity away from this madness.
Thank for attending the March tomorrow, Iâm looking forward to the video updates.
Hope everyone has a fabulous weekend. x
Add more names to the Great Walk of Cunts! Andrew Pierce (Bev Turner's new co-presenter) and Karren Brady (Baroness Bitch) for starters! x
Absolutely agree with the need to recognise the enormity of what happened over the past few years. When in conversation I refer to anything from around 2019 or during the run up to 2020, I can't bring myself to say "before covid" which seems far too casual and dismissive, I have to say "before EVERYTHING CHANGED".
Examples abounded during the height of the hysteria. We were driving past Edinburgh at one point, and saw fifteen light-up road signs in succession saying "GET THE BOOSTER" instead of telling us what speed to drive at. Mad.
I often feel as if I'm looking into, or at least towards the edge of, a bottomless pit of evil-doings, albeit standing well back as one instinctively does from a precipice.
So with the acknowledgement of evil, I have to also acknowledge good as a force. My schooling in Scotland was generally Protestant, but my Christian awareness is like Tyrannosaurus Rex's arms; ridiculously under-developed.
Now I am tentatively considering Christianity from first principles. It appears from listening to Abi that I may continue to swear like a trooper. Phew! These times demand it.
Here's an example of creepy theatrics from back then:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPjoQ3XpzkM
The accents I was laughing out loud . Great start to the weekend Abi thank you x ð¥°
Thanks Abi. I tried being a grown up. Did it all properly for 2 years. Then realised I was much happier being at my chosen age of 12 1/2. Life was great & still is all these years later. Fuck being a grown up!
Oh Abibama - you are a talented lady! Thank you for doing the accents! Lots of love to you and everyone. ðâ€ïž