The Triggernometry cunts many moons ago were unjabbed and sceptical. Then all of a sudden they both started talking about taking the jab as they had both had Covid twice and Francis said he had been really ill. I sensed something was really off with them at this point as they were laying the groundwork for their eventual u turn. I've never watched them since and I could not face listening to Piers Morgan without projectile vomiting. My husband had worked with Milly Dowler's parents and I had met the family so you can understand why Piers Morgan the slimy bastard makes me ill.
Abi your accents are the best, I love the Welsh one because my late mum and dad were Welsh and Welsh speaking so although I was born and bred in London my parents spoke Welsh at home as did all my Welsh relatives so it does makes me smile to hear it but I love all your accents, you are such a talent. Please keep them coming, you are so funny.
Thank you to all the substack family too, the comments keep me sane. None of my friends get the enormity of what has happened, I haven't fallen out with them yet but feel I am living on another planet to them. Thank God for my hairdresser who gets it completely. xx
Hi Wendy, I totally agree with you about Piers Morgan, what a despicable person. KK and FF just want to be part of the establishment and also want to be ‘friends’ with Piers Morgan🤮
Highly enjoyable pod last night, as per usual I often listen last thing at night , in the bath and/or in bed . Proper belly laughs ! Enjoying the accents and characters. I don’t often hear ‘Worcestershire’ these days (where I grew up) , I used to listen to The Archers to hear Eddie Grundy et al do it 🤣 but they mostly just sound posh these days .
I’m with you on not being able to go back to these places /venues , that imposed draconian measures . (I can still barely even speak to some of these people !). I was working in music/events/entertainment but I just can’t go back to it . It’s good to know I’m not the only one who feels so strongly about this. I’m also even more lonely than during lockdown , having also lost a lot of friends , who just didn’t “get “ me .
So thankyou , Abi , and the whole fam ☺️ I shall be watching The Chosen too, looking forward to that 😘 xx
Hi Rosa rrrr don't feel lonely you have the substack family, to keep you company, people are arse holes and if your so called mates can't cope with your views of the world well they can't be friends., I stopped trying to reason with people about 8 years ago and am a lot happier for it as its draining trying to reason with someone who is brainwashed & basically stupid and cannot think for themselves and let's face it there's millions of them. Yesterday for example I went to a charity shop with my neighbour its set in the grounds of a care home, I get on well with the staff that run it then a staff member from the home came in all masked up and told the staff 3 staff are off with covid then Tom the manager said we might have to ask customers to wear a mask so I piped up and said " I thought it's been proven masks don't protect & it even says it on the box " to be met with well I wear mine on the bus from my neighbour who smokes 30 fags a day & has bad ashma!!! Then the assistant started talking about her booster invitation so my neighbour joined in and said she's going for her 4th vaccine next week, so I just left them to it and looked around the shop just no point whatsoever in me saying anything as they wouldn't listen anyway & just a bit thick !! And believe everything this shitty government spoon feed them . Enjoy the rest of your weekend x
Jane, I’ve decided that there are some people who don’t want to listen to the facts, they are lost. They still believe the government has our best interests at heart🤷♀️ They close off their minds when I speak to them so I have just given up. Sometimes you cannot keep plugging a lost cause.
Hi Rosa, I used to go to the theatre in London on a regular basis pre covid but I haven’t been back since, my enthusiasm for it seems to have vanished. I did feel lonely before I came on to SubStack as all my friends deserted me for not having the jab. Tbh I’m relieved to not have the drama and bad mouthing that came with this friends. We support each other here on SubStack and I hope you will feel embraced by our close knit community.
Abi! Will you be going to the "Not our War" protest, run by UNN (David Clews)? It will be outside Parliament Square from 19th - 22nd April.
I'll be there, with my beautiful Sisters. My eldest Sister has Lung Cancer, yet will be there, showing these cunts that there are plenty of us who know they are rumbled.
Loved that pod. Really cheered me up. Amazing accents. As a Geordie myself I think it’s one of the hardest ones to do & you cracked it. No Dutch men on the embankment? ;)
Hi Wendy me too am a geordie Abi's geordie accent cracks me up shes broad geordie as me mam would say, 😄 I lived down south for over 20 years so lost the slang & had to slow it down as people couldn't understand me ! Have a nice weekend 😊
Had a great laugh tonight Abi but you forgot your Scouse accent!!!!
I’ve already binge watched The Chosen after you recommended it last week, as a lapsed Catholic it really hit home to me and I felt quite emotional watching it - it makes me want to go to Church to feel the calm and serenity away from this madness.
Thank for attending the March tomorrow, I’m looking forward to the video updates.
Absolutely agree with the need to recognise the enormity of what happened over the past few years. When in conversation I refer to anything from around 2019 or during the run up to 2020, I can't bring myself to say "before covid" which seems far too casual and dismissive, I have to say "before EVERYTHING CHANGED".
Examples abounded during the height of the hysteria. We were driving past Edinburgh at one point, and saw fifteen light-up road signs in succession saying "GET THE BOOSTER" instead of telling us what speed to drive at. Mad.
I often feel as if I'm looking into, or at least towards the edge of, a bottomless pit of evil-doings, albeit standing well back as one instinctively does from a precipice.
So with the acknowledgement of evil, I have to also acknowledge good as a force. My schooling in Scotland was generally Protestant, but my Christian awareness is like Tyrannosaurus Rex's arms; ridiculously under-developed.
Now I am tentatively considering Christianity from first principles. It appears from listening to Abi that I may continue to swear like a trooper. Phew! These times demand it.
Here's an example of creepy theatrics from back then:
Pauline, OMG just looked at the YouTube link, I’ve never seen it before. There were no lengths the propaganda machine/nudge unit wouldn’t go to. I hope they all rot in hell for their actions.
Thanks Abi. I tried being a grown up. Did it all properly for 2 years. Then realised I was much happier being at my chosen age of 12 1/2. Life was great & still is all these years later. Fuck being a grown up!
I'm looking forward to that Easter article! Very glad to hear those impassioned speaking freely. Sadly seems many do not do so these days which is terribly odd for me as someone who was raised on the ideas of freedom and free speech and seeking truth and justice etc. The humor is definitely an exceptional benefit too :D
🚨I completely forget to mention that I got a lovely bunch of flowers from Bob and his family yesterday which lifted me up no end!! 🙏❤️❤️
Aww, how lovely of them💐💐💐
Enjoyed the pod tonight, the Nigerian accent killed me🤣🤣
Have a great weekend everyone 🥰
The Nigerian accent was hilarious - loved it
Francis Foster
'The Cockney Nookie Bear'.
I'm now on my knees, hunting desperately under the sofa for my balls, which dropped off laughing.
🤣🤣 the Cockney Nookie Bear, that cracked me up, and then your comment even more Mark 😆
I've just noticed the unhappy dangling modifier.
It was me that was laughing, not my balls.
Hopefully that's cleared that up.
The Triggernometry cunts many moons ago were unjabbed and sceptical. Then all of a sudden they both started talking about taking the jab as they had both had Covid twice and Francis said he had been really ill. I sensed something was really off with them at this point as they were laying the groundwork for their eventual u turn. I've never watched them since and I could not face listening to Piers Morgan without projectile vomiting. My husband had worked with Milly Dowler's parents and I had met the family so you can understand why Piers Morgan the slimy bastard makes me ill.
Abi your accents are the best, I love the Welsh one because my late mum and dad were Welsh and Welsh speaking so although I was born and bred in London my parents spoke Welsh at home as did all my Welsh relatives so it does makes me smile to hear it but I love all your accents, you are such a talent. Please keep them coming, you are so funny.
Thank you to all the substack family too, the comments keep me sane. None of my friends get the enormity of what has happened, I haven't fallen out with them yet but feel I am living on another planet to them. Thank God for my hairdresser who gets it completely. xx
Hi Wendy, I totally agree with you about Piers Morgan, what a despicable person. KK and FF just want to be part of the establishment and also want to be ‘friends’ with Piers Morgan🤮
Highly enjoyable pod last night, as per usual I often listen last thing at night , in the bath and/or in bed . Proper belly laughs ! Enjoying the accents and characters. I don’t often hear ‘Worcestershire’ these days (where I grew up) , I used to listen to The Archers to hear Eddie Grundy et al do it 🤣 but they mostly just sound posh these days .
I’m with you on not being able to go back to these places /venues , that imposed draconian measures . (I can still barely even speak to some of these people !). I was working in music/events/entertainment but I just can’t go back to it . It’s good to know I’m not the only one who feels so strongly about this. I’m also even more lonely than during lockdown , having also lost a lot of friends , who just didn’t “get “ me .
So thankyou , Abi , and the whole fam ☺️ I shall be watching The Chosen too, looking forward to that 😘 xx
Hi Rosa rrrr don't feel lonely you have the substack family, to keep you company, people are arse holes and if your so called mates can't cope with your views of the world well they can't be friends., I stopped trying to reason with people about 8 years ago and am a lot happier for it as its draining trying to reason with someone who is brainwashed & basically stupid and cannot think for themselves and let's face it there's millions of them. Yesterday for example I went to a charity shop with my neighbour its set in the grounds of a care home, I get on well with the staff that run it then a staff member from the home came in all masked up and told the staff 3 staff are off with covid then Tom the manager said we might have to ask customers to wear a mask so I piped up and said " I thought it's been proven masks don't protect & it even says it on the box " to be met with well I wear mine on the bus from my neighbour who smokes 30 fags a day & has bad ashma!!! Then the assistant started talking about her booster invitation so my neighbour joined in and said she's going for her 4th vaccine next week, so I just left them to it and looked around the shop just no point whatsoever in me saying anything as they wouldn't listen anyway & just a bit thick !! And believe everything this shitty government spoon feed them . Enjoy the rest of your weekend x
Jane, I’ve decided that there are some people who don’t want to listen to the facts, they are lost. They still believe the government has our best interests at heart🤷♀️ They close off their minds when I speak to them so I have just given up. Sometimes you cannot keep plugging a lost cause.
Ps hope it goes well at the march today . (I can’t march any more , if I could I would !) X
Hi Rosa, I used to go to the theatre in London on a regular basis pre covid but I haven’t been back since, my enthusiasm for it seems to have vanished. I did feel lonely before I came on to SubStack as all my friends deserted me for not having the jab. Tbh I’m relieved to not have the drama and bad mouthing that came with this friends. We support each other here on SubStack and I hope you will feel embraced by our close knit community.
I paused this and went to listen to Morgan being interviewed by those two rent boys .
It is nauseating ! I had to fast forward each time Morgan spoke . Shame on the Trigger Twats who I used to like.
I'm the same if I ever hear that twat morgans. voice I have to cover me ears, he is such a bag of wind
I like you calling KK and FF the “trigger twats” .....excellent description.
Yorkshire accent PLEASE 🙏
Abi! Will you be going to the "Not our War" protest, run by UNN (David Clews)? It will be outside Parliament Square from 19th - 22nd April.
I'll be there, with my beautiful Sisters. My eldest Sister has Lung Cancer, yet will be there, showing these cunts that there are plenty of us who know they are rumbled.
Loved that pod. Really cheered me up. Amazing accents. As a Geordie myself I think it’s one of the hardest ones to do & you cracked it. No Dutch men on the embankment? ;)
Hi Wendy me too am a geordie Abi's geordie accent cracks me up shes broad geordie as me mam would say, 😄 I lived down south for over 20 years so lost the slang & had to slow it down as people couldn't understand me ! Have a nice weekend 😊
My accent has mellowed over the years since moving to Yorkshire. I’ve been mistaken for being Welsh on quite a few occasions! :)
Had a great laugh tonight Abi but you forgot your Scouse accent!!!!
I’ve already binge watched The Chosen after you recommended it last week, as a lapsed Catholic it really hit home to me and I felt quite emotional watching it - it makes me want to go to Church to feel the calm and serenity away from this madness.
Thank for attending the March tomorrow, I’m looking forward to the video updates.
Hope everyone has a fabulous weekend. x
Add more names to the Great Walk of Cunts! Andrew Pierce (Bev Turner's new co-presenter) and Karren Brady (Baroness Bitch) for starters! x
Absolutely agree with the need to recognise the enormity of what happened over the past few years. When in conversation I refer to anything from around 2019 or during the run up to 2020, I can't bring myself to say "before covid" which seems far too casual and dismissive, I have to say "before EVERYTHING CHANGED".
Examples abounded during the height of the hysteria. We were driving past Edinburgh at one point, and saw fifteen light-up road signs in succession saying "GET THE BOOSTER" instead of telling us what speed to drive at. Mad.
I often feel as if I'm looking into, or at least towards the edge of, a bottomless pit of evil-doings, albeit standing well back as one instinctively does from a precipice.
So with the acknowledgement of evil, I have to also acknowledge good as a force. My schooling in Scotland was generally Protestant, but my Christian awareness is like Tyrannosaurus Rex's arms; ridiculously under-developed.
Now I am tentatively considering Christianity from first principles. It appears from listening to Abi that I may continue to swear like a trooper. Phew! These times demand it.
Here's an example of creepy theatrics from back then:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPjoQ3XpzkM
Pauline, OMG just looked at the YouTube link, I’ve never seen it before. There were no lengths the propaganda machine/nudge unit wouldn’t go to. I hope they all rot in hell for their actions.
The accents I was laughing out loud . Great start to the weekend Abi thank you x 🥰
Thanks Abi. I tried being a grown up. Did it all properly for 2 years. Then realised I was much happier being at my chosen age of 12 1/2. Life was great & still is all these years later. Fuck being a grown up!
Oh Abibama - you are a talented lady! Thank you for doing the accents! Lots of love to you and everyone. 😘❤️
I'm looking forward to that Easter article! Very glad to hear those impassioned speaking freely. Sadly seems many do not do so these days which is terribly odd for me as someone who was raised on the ideas of freedom and free speech and seeking truth and justice etc. The humor is definitely an exceptional benefit too :D