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Evening all

On the Heroes Wall I forgot to add: MARTIN BAKER.

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Feb 3Liked by Abi Roberts

Best podcast ever😁😁😁😁

Thanks Abi and of course, the other filthy animals... Just what I needed after a crappy day.

Poor smut boy 😂😂😂

What a terrific bunch we all are, the birthday bash is sounding better by the minute 👏👏😆

Hope everyone has a brilliant weekend

💕💕💕

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Feb 3Liked by Abi Roberts

Well,thank you Abi,we belly laughed all the way thru,what a tonic that was,honestly,my sides are sore.

Can we call the new wall the Great Wall of Good Cunts?

Have a great wknd u guys. Xx

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Feb 4Liked by Abi Roberts

I was warned this podcast would be funny. Feckin hell!! Frank the Wank!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You dirty foul mouthed lot! Your mothers would be ashamed of you all and tell you to wash your mouths out with soap 🤣🤣🤣🤣. But you know what? You'd all give the shirts off your back for someone. Love youse all ❤❤ Abi my new favourite accent is arabic. It's hilarious. You're an adorable ratbag 🤣🤣🤣Laughter is really the best medicine to counter the shitshow we're living in. Tempted to jump a plane from Oz to get to your birthday Abs 🎂

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Omg I needed that laugh! Walnut haha I laughed out loud. Great song Sweet Home Alabama .. I remember back in my rock chick days in the late 70s I saw some great bands.. at a Led Zeppelin concert, Robert Plant looked straight at me, because we basically had the same hair! Many years later around 2015 I saw him outside the BBC (yes gross) when my daughter Holly was looking for a placement during her acting degree at the Royal Central School of Speech and Drama.. he honestly looked straight at me again and I thought oh he remembers me haha.. then I thought no way it’s probably because we still have the same hair 😊.. for clarification she didn’t like the BBC and went to the BFI instead. Love love love your podcasts they’ve kept me sane during some very dark days when my darling husband Nick was poorly. After he died in early December I wrote on the back of a photograph to put in his pocket before we buried him “be seeing you” .. it felt right and very poignant. Thank you Abi and this outstanding group. Love you all, Suzanne 🤍⭐️xx

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Feb 3Liked by Abi Roberts

Not forgetting Allister Williams Abs. Xxx

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I'm happy to be the cock amongst the hens but I'm sorry for the egg shortage. I used to like walnut whips but not anymore.. Tonight's podcast was a gem, so much Mutley I feel like sniffing a lamppost.. ❤🤣❤😆❤😅❤

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Yet again another great laugh tonight, thanks Abi and thanks substack family ❤️💙

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Lots of chuckling as I was making my supper. Just brilliant. All the love xx

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Love the idea of a chimp coming across Hancock 😂 Poor chimp!

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So hilarious listening to all the goings on especially in the care homes, reminded me of my mums friend who worked in one she said one lady used to do “things” for the men in there for a piece of fruit. She had the best fruit bowl in there, she always knew when she hadn’t been up to much when her fruit bowl was empty. I used to work in a large retail store( who shall remain nameless) until i took redundancy after my cancer diagnosis.Over the years ( and i worked there a long time) there were a lot of shenanighans,one chap regularly went into the fitting room with ladies underwear got changed into it and always called for the attention of the same member of staff he was in a state of shall we say “arousal” until they had to ban him. Another old bloke used to keep taking the tights out of the packets and liked sniffing the gussets, and we once found a couple shagging in the loading/ delivery bay. I once had a chap give me his tel no told me he loved me and wanted to marry me..... he was already married there was some weirdos I always wished i had written a book about my time there x

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Such a brilliant podcast Abi, laughed all the way through! Loving everyone's sense of humour, what a bunch! Have a great weekend everyone.

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That was a cracker Abs! Laughing all over again. I feel like I’ve just had to leave a party early just as it was warming up.

Those comments 🤣🤣🤣 what have we all been drinking?! 🤪

I’m honestly not a sex offender in real life! Definitely hope Bob didn’t listen to that one. His poor lovely wife. You started it by adding him to your sexy men list!!

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Talking of chimps and monkeys again, amongst all my late mums photos there is one with me with a chimp, another with a spider type monkey and another with an angry looking monkey oh and one with Larry Grayson🤣🤣🤣What the hell were my parents thinking of that chimp could have killed me lol🤦‍♀️I wish i could post em on here. Anyway have a good weekend everyone😘xx

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What a brilliant pod last night. Your humour is irrepressible Abi and you are much loved. I’m heading off to the coast for a good walk this morning and while I’m walking I think I may just play last nights pod again to lift my day. Much love from South Africa 😘

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Stand proud Stu, you are the only regular cock on SubStack!

Poor Bob will be terrified to go to Abi’s party with so many people wanting to lick cake off him😂

Well, it was definitely an x-rated comments day on Friday’s podcast😂

May be add The Fred’s and Matt Le Tissier to your list Abi.

I’ve reposted The Great Wall of Cunts on GETTR now .....success after many attempts.

Have a great weekend SubStack family xx💖

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