Ian Collins was slagging the Fred's off yesterday afternoon. That's it will never ever put talk radio on again!! it was after him & his side kick was saying how great Bill Gates was .
I was warned this podcast would be funny. Feckin hell!! Frank the Wank!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You dirty foul mouthed lot! Your mothers would be ashamed of you all and tell you to wash your mouths out with soap 🤣🤣🤣🤣. But you know what? You'd all give the shirts off your back for someone. Love youse all ❤❤ Abi my new favourite accent is arabic. It's hilarious. You're an adorable ratbag 🤣🤣🤣Laughter is really the best medicine to counter the shitshow we're living in. Tempted to jump a plane from Oz to get to your birthday Abs 🎂
Omg I needed that laugh! Walnut haha I laughed out loud. Great song Sweet Home Alabama .. I remember back in my rock chick days in the late 70s I saw some great bands.. at a Led Zeppelin concert, Robert Plant looked straight at me, because we basically had the same hair! Many years later around 2015 I saw him outside the BBC (yes gross) when my daughter Holly was looking for a placement during her acting degree at the Royal Central School of Speech and Drama.. he honestly looked straight at me again and I thought oh he remembers me haha.. then I thought no way it’s probably because we still have the same hair 😊.. for clarification she didn’t like the BBC and went to the BFI instead. Love love love your podcasts they’ve kept me sane during some very dark days when my darling husband Nick was poorly. After he died in early December I wrote on the back of a photograph to put in his pocket before we buried him “be seeing you” .. it felt right and very poignant. Thank you Abi and this outstanding group. Love you all, Suzanne 🤍⭐️xx
I love this post Suzanne and what a great story about Robert Plant, I’m sure he was looking right at you because you’re fabulous! I hope we will “be seeing you “ at the party.
I'm happy to be the cock amongst the hens but I'm sorry for the egg shortage. I used to like walnut whips but not anymore.. Tonight's podcast was a gem, so much Mutley I feel like sniffing a lamppost.. ❤🤣❤😆❤😅❤
Years ago I used to play video games and one of them was a combat game where 2 people would fight each other, as one opponent was about to win the computer would say " FINISH HIM" !!! , if I ever see that game again I'll be reminded of Walnut Whips and nudity🤣😂
So hilarious listening to all the goings on especially in the care homes, reminded me of my mums friend who worked in one she said one lady used to do “things” for the men in there for a piece of fruit. She had the best fruit bowl in there, she always knew when she hadn’t been up to much when her fruit bowl was empty. I used to work in a large retail store( who shall remain nameless) until i took redundancy after my cancer diagnosis.Over the years ( and i worked there a long time) there were a lot of shenanighans,one chap regularly went into the fitting room with ladies underwear got changed into it and always called for the attention of the same member of staff he was in a state of shall we say “arousal” until they had to ban him. Another old bloke used to keep taking the tights out of the packets and liked sniffing the gussets, and we once found a couple shagging in the loading/ delivery bay. I once had a chap give me his tel no told me he loved me and wanted to marry me..... he was already married there was some weirdos I always wished i had written a book about my time there x
There was plenty more stories like that, i always used to say if a comedian needed material for their work just go and work in retail its the gift that keeps on giving.....
Talking of chimps and monkeys again, amongst all my late mums photos there is one with me with a chimp, another with a spider type monkey and another with an angry looking monkey oh and one with Larry Grayson🤣🤣🤣What the hell were my parents thinking of that chimp could have killed me lol🤦♀️I wish i could post em on here. Anyway have a good weekend everyone😘xx
What a brilliant pod last night. Your humour is irrepressible Abi and you are much loved. I’m heading off to the coast for a good walk this morning and while I’m walking I think I may just play last nights pod again to lift my day. Much love from South Africa 😘
It’s weird Trudi. GETTR will let me repost Abi’s GWOC but if I post it myself GETTR then deletes it! Hasn’t happened with anything else I’ve posted on there. Anyway a repost does the trick x
Evening all
On the Heroes Wall I forgot to add: MARTIN BAKER.
And The Fred’s 👍
Ian Collins was slagging the Fred's off yesterday afternoon. That's it will never ever put talk radio on again!! it was after him & his side kick was saying how great Bill Gates was .
Vile
Best podcast ever😁😁😁😁
Thanks Abi and of course, the other filthy animals... Just what I needed after a crappy day.
Poor smut boy 😂😂😂
What a terrific bunch we all are, the birthday bash is sounding better by the minute 👏👏😆
Hope everyone has a brilliant weekend
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Well,thank you Abi,we belly laughed all the way thru,what a tonic that was,honestly,my sides are sore.
Can we call the new wall the Great Wall of Good Cunts?
Have a great wknd u guys. Xx
I was warned this podcast would be funny. Feckin hell!! Frank the Wank!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You dirty foul mouthed lot! Your mothers would be ashamed of you all and tell you to wash your mouths out with soap 🤣🤣🤣🤣. But you know what? You'd all give the shirts off your back for someone. Love youse all ❤❤ Abi my new favourite accent is arabic. It's hilarious. You're an adorable ratbag 🤣🤣🤣Laughter is really the best medicine to counter the shitshow we're living in. Tempted to jump a plane from Oz to get to your birthday Abs 🎂
Alannah! You’d be sooo welcome to come to the AD partaay ❤️
Do it! 😘
😂😂😂👏👏👏💕
Omg I needed that laugh! Walnut haha I laughed out loud. Great song Sweet Home Alabama .. I remember back in my rock chick days in the late 70s I saw some great bands.. at a Led Zeppelin concert, Robert Plant looked straight at me, because we basically had the same hair! Many years later around 2015 I saw him outside the BBC (yes gross) when my daughter Holly was looking for a placement during her acting degree at the Royal Central School of Speech and Drama.. he honestly looked straight at me again and I thought oh he remembers me haha.. then I thought no way it’s probably because we still have the same hair 😊.. for clarification she didn’t like the BBC and went to the BFI instead. Love love love your podcasts they’ve kept me sane during some very dark days when my darling husband Nick was poorly. After he died in early December I wrote on the back of a photograph to put in his pocket before we buried him “be seeing you” .. it felt right and very poignant. Thank you Abi and this outstanding group. Love you all, Suzanne 🤍⭐️xx
I love this post Suzanne and what a great story about Robert Plant, I’m sure he was looking right at you because you’re fabulous! I hope we will “be seeing you “ at the party.
I would love to come to the party xx
Oh Suzanne, the photo bit... aww😢🥺how beautiful . Sending love to you and your family 💖💕💖
‘Be seeing you’ what a lovely thing to do,gave me tingles xx
Made me tear up🥺
Hope you are doing ok Suzanne and also hope you’re coming to the party? Xx
Dear Suzanne so sorry for you to loose your husband. What a rough time it must be for you .sending my love & kind thoughts xx
Not forgetting Allister Williams Abs. Xxx
YES!!!
I'm happy to be the cock amongst the hens but I'm sorry for the egg shortage. I used to like walnut whips but not anymore.. Tonight's podcast was a gem, so much Mutley I feel like sniffing a lamppost.. ❤🤣❤😆❤😅❤
I’ll eat your walnut whip any day Stu 😂😂😉
I think you two should get a room😂
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I'm more of a bounty kinda guy..😎😅
Ooh the taste of paradise 😉😂😂😂
The taste paradise made in a factory in Birmingham..
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Every time I see a walnut it takes me back to those heady days. 😃
Years ago I used to play video games and one of them was a combat game where 2 people would fight each other, as one opponent was about to win the computer would say " FINISH HIM" !!! , if I ever see that game again I'll be reminded of Walnut Whips and nudity🤣😂
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Yet again another great laugh tonight, thanks Abi and thanks substack family ❤️💙
Lots of chuckling as I was making my supper. Just brilliant. All the love xx
Love the idea of a chimp coming across Hancock 😂 Poor chimp!
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So hilarious listening to all the goings on especially in the care homes, reminded me of my mums friend who worked in one she said one lady used to do “things” for the men in there for a piece of fruit. She had the best fruit bowl in there, she always knew when she hadn’t been up to much when her fruit bowl was empty. I used to work in a large retail store( who shall remain nameless) until i took redundancy after my cancer diagnosis.Over the years ( and i worked there a long time) there were a lot of shenanighans,one chap regularly went into the fitting room with ladies underwear got changed into it and always called for the attention of the same member of staff he was in a state of shall we say “arousal” until they had to ban him. Another old bloke used to keep taking the tights out of the packets and liked sniffing the gussets, and we once found a couple shagging in the loading/ delivery bay. I once had a chap give me his tel no told me he loved me and wanted to marry me..... he was already married there was some weirdos I always wished i had written a book about my time there x
There is some very strange people out there for sure!! thank god 🙏 I work with dogs 🐕
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Oh these stories 👏👏😂
There was plenty more stories like that, i always used to say if a comedian needed material for their work just go and work in retail its the gift that keeps on giving.....
Especially in those pesky fitting rooms....people leave some delightful packages💩💩🤮
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Such a brilliant podcast Abi, laughed all the way through! Loving everyone's sense of humour, what a bunch! Have a great weekend everyone.
Talking of chimps and monkeys again, amongst all my late mums photos there is one with me with a chimp, another with a spider type monkey and another with an angry looking monkey oh and one with Larry Grayson🤣🤣🤣What the hell were my parents thinking of that chimp could have killed me lol🤦♀️I wish i could post em on here. Anyway have a good weekend everyone😘xx
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How cute 🙉🐒🦍🥰
What a brilliant pod last night. Your humour is irrepressible Abi and you are much loved. I’m heading off to the coast for a good walk this morning and while I’m walking I think I may just play last nights pod again to lift my day. Much love from South Africa 😘
I’m going to listen again today at some point 😂
I will too... my god, we are hilarious, oh and FYI Jules, all I did was mention smutboy... you lot turned it into some fucked up porno! 😂😂😂💖
😂no good trying to play the innocent one here Trudi😂
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Trudi does Dallas
Trudi does Tesco more like🤣🤣
Remember the walnuts ✅
Stand proud Stu, you are the only regular cock on SubStack!
Poor Bob will be terrified to go to Abi’s party with so many people wanting to lick cake off him😂
Well, it was definitely an x-rated comments day on Friday’s podcast😂
May be add The Fred’s and Matt Le Tissier to your list Abi.
I’ve reposted The Great Wall of Cunts on GETTR now .....success after many attempts.
Have a great weekend SubStack family xx💖
Glad you sorted gettr, 👏👏💕
It’s weird Trudi. GETTR will let me repost Abi’s GWOC but if I post it myself GETTR then deletes it! Hasn’t happened with anything else I’ve posted on there. Anyway a repost does the trick x
Yes, I reposted Abi’s yet mine too was removed
Thank you Abi, I’m listening from Canada and only get to listen later on - 5.30am in uk now I notice, cheers all🍻♥️