Oh Abi you made me laugh so much about your visit to Dreams. It reminded me of my visit to Dreams in Tunbridge Wells to get a new bed although I didn’t get to use the β€˜simulator’. The Tempura mattress was my favourite but was so expensive that I just bought the tempura pillow and purchased a cheaper mattress! I often go to bed with Jack Reacher (kindle version sadly) maybe you need a similar guy to road test your new bed !!

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How funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚,

I’d love to see the stores cctv .... priceless πŸ˜‚

Loving the merch

Love to all πŸ‘

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Would love to hear you do a country and western song duet with Buddy Brown, he's an American patriot conservative and has wrote some great comedy songs. Sleep well Abi pleasant dreams.

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Enjoyed this, Abi, I know the "knees" feeling when you sleep on your side. scuffling around the bed with bits sticking into legs, ankles and knees, till you give up and conk out on your back. Glad you've bought a better bed.. I can imagine you looking daggers at the sanitiser offering guy - load of piffle.

A grey old day here, still humid as hell, and not one drop of rain at all.. Pleased to hear The Conservative Woman liked your offering , and wants more...

Off for an ice cold drink, take care pals,

Lotsa luv to you all!

Jan S xxx

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ sums up bed buying - when will it arrive?!

Fast turnaround on the article , amazing Congratulations!

I have to go to meglamanic WEF prefect Macrons France next week, I’ll be packing some Vegemite πŸͺ·


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Definitely agree about vegemite πŸ˜ƒ. Abi, where can I buy merchandise online? πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί

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Sweet Dreams are made of this who am I to diss Abi 🀣

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