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Hilarious! The Nanny story. Some of my friends at school had Nanny’s and I wanted one (yes it was a posh prep back in the 1960s). I had visions of Mary Poppins but they assured me it was more a soapy flannel and a vigorous wash of their faces kind of Nanny. Drs surgery rang me today offering my mum who’s an unvaxxed 86 year old, a covid spring booster .. I said I’ll stop you right there anyone still pushing these jabs needs to be behind bars! Think about it because just doing your job didn’t wash at the Nuremberg trial. She was dumbstruck but it literally came straight out of my mouth. That’s where I’m at now I’m just saying it. Have a great weekend everyone, keep on tweeting Abi I’m enjoying the honesty x love Suzanne ❤️

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Good for you Suzanne. These people still pushing the jab need to be told about their wrongdoing.

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Well done!!

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Abi, I have a question for AAA. How far away do you think we are from major major upheaval in the West. With the indictment of Trump, the US is like a tinder box about to spontaneously combust and if it does will it spread? The world seems to teeter on the edge and I've started to go back to the Church after many years of lapsing because I think I need spiritual guidance through this shitshow. There is so much depravity in this world. Aside from that I adore your daily podcasts. It's like sitting down with my sister or best friend with a cuppa, except you do all the talking ☕️🥰 Love to all the substack fam, they give me so much comfort. Feel free to ask the question in an Aussie accent 🤣🇦🇺

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Great pod tonight, dog shit park and nanny 😂😂😂.

You’re getting to be quite the celeb , aww, must be nice knowing that more are on the side of good.

Myra Hindley, that’s what I looked like once when the hairdresser messed my hair up. My hair was a bright yellow like her mug shot. My mates took the piss. I went back and they sorted it. I looked a right twat!

I’m glad your prayer is still there and you were at Terry’s bench, bless him💙💙💙

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Laughed a lot. Exercise always makes you feel more positive even with all the shit going on 🤣

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I thank God at times that I have a dog. Regardless of the weather and my state of mind I have to walk her twice a day, so we are both getting exercise. At the start of lockdown I was walking her three times a day but she is getting old now and twice is enough for her.

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Aaah yes there are many benefits of owning a dog even though they are a tie

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I don’t have anyone to look after my greyhound when I go on holiday, so that’s the biggest issue. She goes to a wonderful place called The Greyhound Hotel in Surrey, a farmhouse in one acre of land. She is in the lap of luxury there with 5 other greyhounds but it’s not cheap.

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Yes I’ve got no one to look after a dog although I’d love one. Awww love the sound of the greyhound hotel 🥰. I used to know someone who had greyhounds they were so sweet. I have to make do with a cranky cat instead. If I leave food out I can get away with using a feeder and leaving her overnight x

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Lol r- e: passport photos. I have just renewed my passport & my photo makes me look like a 120yr old mummy. Previously, (2010) needing to get a passport renewal I popped into a photo booth in all innocence, however the resulting photo gave me a pretty good approximation of Myra Hindley's older (and uglier) sister. Refusing to use this abomination for 10 years I re did them and in those I just looked slightly mad.

I'm too old and tired to care about my horrible passport photo now, just glad o be able to travel again.

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It's not a good passport photo unless you look like a convict 😉

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Passport photos make everyone look dreadful. Last time I needed passport photos I went to a photographic shop and jokingly asked the guy if he could make me look younger! He said it was not allowed😂 My passport is due for renewal next year. If the Digital ID comes into force whereby we have to show our vaxx status then it won’t be worth renewing 🤦🏼‍♀️ I won’t be travelling anywhere🥲

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My mums photo used to look like the boxing promoter Don King 🤣🤣. She hated it when we used to tease her about it. I too have something of the Myra Hindley with my passport photo however I don’t want to change it as I’m sure a more recent one would be worse! 😂😂

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Yes Alison, the passports photos never get any better with age!

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Don King 😂

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OMG Abi - that took me back! - I remember buying a pair of v snazzy boots from R,Soles - and when you tried the on in the shop - they gave you plastic bags for each foot - so you could get them on and off! - big embarrassing time- was when I flew to USA in my new boots - made the mistake of taking them off during the flight - then- unable to put them back on at end of flight! (forgot to take plastic bags!!) - so had to walk into airport R.Sole less!!

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Brilliant story Emma😊😊😊

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Lol 😂

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Hahaha brilliant

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Wonderful!

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Great one tonight Abi. Been out with my asleep mate tonight and I was trying my best to explain why I didn’t trust any of the bastards in charge etc she asked me what I thought of David Attenborough and I said I hate him! All part of the lying set up! Her face was a picture! She is taking some of my comments on board though, chip chip away, wankey wankey, oh she has also found some lumps in her arm! Unfortunately she is triple jabbed! I said she needs to get that checked asap! I told her I will never forgive what was done to us all and she is in some agreement. So hard to get through. I’m hoping I can red pill her and get her to listen to you but she really hates the word cunt! I say it at least 6 times an hour now! You are such a bad influence 🤣 please don’t change x

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Abi has normalised the word ‘cunt’😂 Roz, I hope your friend gets her lumps checked out, sooner rather than later.

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Thanks Jan it is a worry x

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I felt compelled to write given the pleasure that I’ve had from hearing your words of late. It is so unbelievably depressing that the pro-freedom people seem to have been captured by those who used being ‘anti-lockdown’ only to promote the jabbing and are now acting out the most outrageous reverse ferret imaginable. The fact that you deliver truth from the heart so with song, poetry, comedy and absolute ‘don’t give a fuckery’ means so much to those of us who don’t have a platform. I salute your indefatigable appetite for saying how it is and focusing on the true horror of what has been done. The fact that the voices being amplified now are those who promoted the injections throughout 2021 needs to be highlighted and I say thank you for calling out the bauble chasers despite the cost to you personally.

As I’m not on any social media, I wanted to briefly outline my Scamdemic experience as an antidote to the Julia Hartley Brewers of this world and hopefully the Abi family may take some positivity. The promotion of the arm-spearing in order to have a fortnight in the sun is the most heinous justification but is also completely an utterly a falsehood. I was in the unusual position of being locked out of the UK rather than locked in as I was teaching in Oman when they pulled the hoax. We saw all the same restrictions at the same time and it is laughable to me that such a globally coordinated stunt can be attributed to incompetence or cock-up by individuals…bullshit.

The moment that the airports reopened in Oman and my employer was demanding that I damage young people with masking and online learning , I got the fuck out and flew to Zanzibar/Tanzania where the president, John Magafuli, had ridiculed Covid and life was continuing as normal; choices. Unfortunately, after 6 months in Equatorial Africa and getting a great deal on a Safari, Magafuli died of a mystery heart attack just a couple of weeks after telling the Vaccine pushers to go and take a running jump – just a coincidence I’m sure. At this point I flew to Albania (breathtakingly beautiful country with castles, great people and much greenery) and I simply cannot understand why any self respecting Albanian would leave such a paradise to move to Britain to be a smack dealer. Next was Montenegro and the plan was to return to Albania to get a residence permit and chill for a while.

The problem was that in September 2021, the Albanians mandated a PCR test for entering the country… against my rules. The key thing about 2020 is that they lied about Covid from the start and the basis of that lie was the PCR test. It was a red line for me. I made it my mantra to only go where freedom was on offer… any country demanding vaccination, evidence of test or digital passes was off the agenda. FULL STOP. Of course, I wantedto get home after 3 years away and to see my family and mates but I was prepared to never set foot in England again if they were pushing medical tyranny. Sacrifice and choices. 2 weeks in Lake Como my fucking arse; there was always an ethical choice.

Blocked from Albania, unwilling to deal with Fascist/Communist Britain, I ended up in Mexico having a pretty chilled year with beaches, pyramids and magic mushrooms – highly recommended in moderation. When the UK dropped all restrictions last year I breathed a huge sigh of relief; not that this shit is over but at least I could get back home and see loved ones again. Coming back was the biggest culture shock. Everything the same but changed forever… can I shake hands, hug anymore? The tone in Lancashire was that Covid was bullshit, lockdowns wrong, masking ridiculous but… most had taken the shot. Unbe-fuckin-lieveable cognitive dissonance.

After a few months back in England, came back to Mexico to take the edge off the winter. Just learnt that my ( vaxxed and boosted ) Dad has been diagnosed with Parkinson’s. My brother who was an elite Ironman triathlete collapsed and was hospitalised 2 weeks after dose 2 and has suffered from a mystery chronic fatigue illness since that has ruined his life and the lying cunt doctors would have him believe is Long Covid. This democide is real. Just to complete the anecdotal evidence (important as real data is being massaged and manipulated), my mum, sister and me are unvaccinated and have not come down with degenerative conditions.

Believe me Abi, I tried to tell everybody I cared about not to take that shit but after May 2021 when people had made their choice, I saw no benefit in scaring the Be-Jesus out of folk. This was the time when the shills ramped it up using their mealy-mouthed anti-lockdown pied pipery to coerce sceptics into taking the poison.

No forgetting, no forgiveness. I thank you for using your platform for calling out the liars no matter what the reputational damage and being kept out of the club. Keep talking, keep singing, keep laughing.

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Thankyou for sharing your experiences , Matt, so eloquently too . I just enjoyed listening to Abi read it out and came back to read it again and comment . Interesting what happened , being abroad when lockdown stuck . My daughter was in India and called me on the phone . I didn’t want to tell her to come home but I was quite worried , she was only 22 and her travel companion was coming home so I was glad when she decided to come home too. Such a shame though , that her saved up for gap year was truncated to a few months. Mind you , all of my kids have had a shitshow of a time , I will never forgive what’s been done to them , and to other young people we know , some of whom are sadly no longer with us or now chronically ill , lives ruined !

I have to keep on listening to this pod because I’m constantly thinking , where’s the outrage? Am I the only one who’s appalled by all this? This horror show has played out in front of our eyes and people are in some kind of serous denial or something . So thankyou Abi , for keeping it going . For being funny and serious , at the same time ! X

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Thank you Rosa. I appreciate being able to share and the wonderful backfeed! I absolutely concur with your thoughts here. What has been done to young people and the way they are being conditioned to accept a wretched life is beyond criminal. The beacons of hope as depicted by Bob will eventually connect and make the future great again.

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👏👏 im totally in agreement no forgetting no forgiving.

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A great post Matt and so interesting to hear about your adventures and country hopping. I wish the very best for your dad and brother. The crimes against humanity need to be punished.

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Memories of the Kings Road! WhenI was a teenager the Kings Road was the place to be, so cool. I used to go to a hairdresser there, Annie Russell, which relocated to Kensington in the mid 70s. I first went to see The Rocky Horror Show in the Kings Road. Sadly, it has a different vibe now.

I’m so pleased your prayer asking for forgiveness for the church is still at St Luke’s. I felt sure it would be removed!

Julia HB is firmly in the camp of Piers Morgan, beyond redemption.

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Same Jan! The first week of the

Rocky Horror Show! Oh, those Halcyon days…and I would go to ‘Scissors’ in the kings road 🧡

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Yes Heather, the first week of The Rocky Horror Show! I have seen it so many times since then. It is one of those shows that never seems to grow old. They have updated it well over the years without moving too far away from the original.

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Great pod. ‘Are you Abi Roberts?’

Nanny,that is just too fucking weird,funny but weird 😂

Myra Hindley,belter...a proper mugshot. I’ve never had a good passport photo ever,mine is horrific. Speaking of serial killers....I have a photo from the 70s of me sitting on my Dad’s lap and he looks the spit of Peter Sucliffe....I’m surprised he wasn’t taken in for questioning.

That sounds pretty cool growing up on the Kings Road.

Night all xx

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I'd keep quiet about that Sutcliffe business if I were you 🤣

Gave me a chill that did, a teenage girl across the field from us was attacked on her way home in the 70s and the photofit stuck in my mind... Sutcliffe was later caught and I was sure it was him 😱

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Bet he did way more attacks than he was ever caught for

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💯

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My Dad 😂 he rocked that 70s serial killer look

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You were on fire tonight Abi and I had many moments of mirth so thank you for bringing your sanity to the world. Cheered me up no end and how right you are about all the backpeddlers - they can all rot in hell. Lots of love 🌻

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Sarah, the list is getting longer with the ‘celebs’ who are backtracking. Their vile disgusting tweets are there for all to see. We will never forgive and never forget, we need justice.

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Looks like Waynetta Slob's life hasn't improved any.

A right Burke.

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That rant was a fucking peach Abi. I loved it. I couldn’t have said it better myself. And believe you me, I use the word “cunz” many a time.

As a side note, as a punishment for Fartley Spewer, I think revoking her any holiday for life, would absolutely destroy the psychotic shit bag. And Piers Morgan!, i'd like to send him to Eastern Ukraine and join the Nazi Azov regiments there, seeing he's such a mealy mouthed prick. Let's see him show his "balls", as he eloquently put it.

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I remember Julia HB posting pics of her in the Bahamas or somewhere similar in a bikini drinking cocktails. All well and good but at a time when we were all in lockdown and struggling with our mental health and general well-being, it was very insensitive of her.

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These people aren’t quite right upstairs. Spewer is 100% dodge. No question about it.

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Very chirpy pod today 😁 but could've done without talk of dogshit at dinnertime 😝 though redeemed at the end with that wonderful piece of Vivaldi 🎶😃

My heart went out to the guy who couldn't face the MRI, not a pleasant experience 😬

Hilarious Nazi, Peterson, Gates hybrid 😂

Planet Normal, caught some of that at the beginning of the shitshow, they talked some sense at first then Halligan went full fascist wanting all health workers to be jabbed 🤬 Remember hearing Sumption on there again talking sense, then went on to say that taking the jab was a good idea and promptly disappeared from the scene, well good riddance for peddling that shite. Laura was on there too amongst many other places of course, always liked promoting herself and that book of hers.

As for Morgan and Brewer they should hurry along to the gallows.

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I like the idea of the gallows Ian. There will be a long queue if justice is served.

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J fartly spewed ! You certainly have a way with words Abi x

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Love Vivaldi amazing!!

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Good to hear you are shaking up the Chelsea elites

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😂

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