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“I love a big chopper” reminds me of when I went to a private nudist beach in Benalmadena. A guy at the bar had the biggest and thickest prick I had ever seen in my life!

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MATRON 🤣🤣🤣

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Casually browses holidays in Benalmadena...... 👀😏

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*Casually asks for the link* 🤣

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😩

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There is a beautiful nudist beach run by Germans with a full bar away from the crowds of tourists.

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Hahaaha Shouty x

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Jan Newell!! I’m shocked 😮

You mentally estimated length and girth? 😆

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😂

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Tbh the size of his prick was quite frightening. I’ve seen a few pricks in my long life but his was terrifying 🤦🏼‍♀️

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It sounds awful!

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Makes you wonder where they put it when taking a dump...

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There was an old guy that drank in my local pub in the 90s, he was well known for being hung like a donkey and would on occasion whip it out and slap it on the bar as a party piece. I can tell you now, that thing did not belong on the body of an alcy octogenarian. It could only be described as a freak of nature, I can still picture it now 😩

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Even a stiff whisky wouldn't prepare me for that Jules!😫

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I was only 19 when I witnessed this phenomenon, I’d heard the rumours but thought they must be exaggerated. For years the guys in the bar never stopped ribbing me about the look of sheer horror on my face.

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🤣I was a barmaid in a rough back street pub in small local town close to my home village at age 18yrs.I lasted 3 days because an idiot got his dick out.I wasn't very savvy then.There was a lovely regular, an Irish guiness drinker, who made it okay and got that idiot barred

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😂

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Ooooh matron 😄 🤣 😂

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🤣🤣That would have really put me off my sangria though 😫

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Nice singing, Abs. (Scarborough Fair)

If I listen to the Beatles I get loads of earworms for a while (sounds weird saying that).

Great to see Cathy Crunt back!

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Don't mention ear worms to fans of RFK Jnr.

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Cheers, Nick! x

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Sweet home Alabama has become my ear worm.

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It’s pretty darn catchy that 👂🪱 😁

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In my head it sounds in your voice and then goes “duga du duga da”. Sweet home Alabama “duga du duga da” etc

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That’s the percussion btw.

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The anti-Earworm I can’t get out of my head is Rivers of Babylon by Bony M which I totally hate. If I ever hear it I have to run away ‘cos I’ll never get the damn tune out of my head. I think if I was in a coma somebody would need to play it to me ‘cos I’d get so irritated that I’d wake up.

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Mine is, At the Copa, copa cabana

.. And I can't get the ratio from his shins to his thigh bones out of my head either. Barry has the longest shins.

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Fartley - Spewer was economical with the truth, to a caller, live on air today. She denied ridiculing people for not taking the injections. I distinctly remember, on several occasions, her saying 'it's their choice, but anyone not taking the vaccine is, quite frankly, stupid. I'm not on twitter but it might be worth those that are pointing this out.

Hartley - Brewer's memory might be one of her symptoms of feeling unwell, after saying she's had many colds etc. that she didn't have before her jabs. She, like me, knows loads of jabbed up people who seem permanently sick. Unlike me she thinks it's probably because people weren't exposed to viruses during lockdowns. I could almost hear her thinking holidays v compromised autoimmune system - were the jabs worth it? Maybe one day she'll have a picture of a shirtless Putin, on horseback, as her screen saver.

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Shouting from bath in fluent Farsi “Ayatollah’ hahaha .. you and that Chinese accent I’m just hysterical though to be fair I was already laughing before you even started with the title I love a big chopper x ❤️😂

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Love your singing of Scarborough fair! My earworms come and go and are usually just the most mundane part of a tune, repeated over and over again. Xx

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The Scarborough Fair song always reminds me of the area where your birthday is taking place....It's real Olde Englande around those parts.❤️

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I love your Mutley laugh

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And Helga? Surely she has something to say about Charles' portrait?

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Thank you for reminding me! Helga will be making an appearance soon… 😁

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🙌🙌🙌 Being a tight crunt, I will now subscribe 😁

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Apparently you can get rid of an ear worm 🐛 by doing an anagram 🤷🏼‍♀️

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I thought you were going to break into song - ‘Im a joker ,I’m a smoker, I’m a midnight toker’ at the start! The days of great and relatable songs … brilliant to hear from you and that you have recovered. No dark chocolate ! Thats a good tip , just another thing we thought was ‘healthy’ off the list ! xxx

Congratulations to Jules and Mr Jules ❤️

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Hate to wee on your chips,but Klaus stepped down as CEO but now on the WEF board of trustees. Replacement could be Blair but also Klaus daughter is at WEF too. Fuckers 😕

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Where can I see Cathy Crunt? Do I need to join Twitter?

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I’ll post her here tomorrow, bad lighting and all! X

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