Struth...it were like an episode of Neighbours 🦘The Aussie accent is brilliant 👏 surely Will will be impressed.
I knew you would have blue birds bringing you your dressing gown in the morning. I woke up at 430 this morning with the mad sweats......Mr J made such a fuss about the heat coming off me,saying it’s like sleeping beside a fiery furnace etc violently wafting the covers and moaning about how hot he was.....honestly,I could’ve lamped him 😩 woke again at 6,no Nr J,when he came back upstairs I asked if I had disturbed him and he said I had cracked him in the face in my sleep 🤔 😂
Dreading the Coronation.....I was hoping it’d never happen 😀 Madder when you live in London though lol
Thanks for the mention and the invite to Chez Abs 🙏
I think So I Put....sounds very fitting for your Memoirs Abi 😄
I listen to your pods every morning as they give me the motivation to keep going.
My story: unjabbed, mandated early retirement, Ukrainian parents ( thankfully both deceased pre this proxy war and pre covid) My friends: jabbed, brainwashed, flag waving Nazi Zelensky supporters. To coin an Aussie phrase ' I copped a double whammy'
If it weren't for my dear supportive like minded husband, don't know where I'd be. We pretty much keep to ourselves now, only have a few awake friends.
I read everyone's comments and I am heartbroken by the tragic stories. I am so tired and beyond caring about most people, as imo they probably will never change until it's too late...
Looking forward to reading about your Russian experiences and the 'date' at Orthodox Easter this week 😁
Hi to Will in Sydney, good to hear from a fellow Aussie!
Thank you Anne in Oz, like you we resisted the jab, thankfully my children too (my son was sacked from his job). I totally get it when you say about feeling so tired with it all - people just sleepwalking into all this. Our family’s all in the uk - all jabbed and pretty much believing anything the BBC tells them. So happy to have found Lovely Abi - hearing her daily rant, accents, story’s, her love of music and general ‘sauce’ is a god send!
I won't be partaking in any aspect of Charles the Turds coronation. No thank you! He is definitely not my king and as for Camilla being called Queen ? Jesus christ, they are seriously taking the piss. Charles cannot lawfully take the coronation oath while supporting the WEF. Everything they stand for goes against our inalienable rights and freedoms and Charles is meant to defend those rights and yet it seems he doesn't give a fuck! Surprise surprise as Cilla used to say 😂.
As for a new character Abi...why not base it on Julia Fartley Spewer. After all, she loved telling us about her taking the jabs and she loved the masks too 🤣.
Question for AAA: Are we going to see anymore of Cathy Crunt and your gang of characters?
Louise couldn’t agree more where the walking tampon and his tampon holder are concerned.
William and Kate have marked their own cards, employing the evil shrew from New Zealand, I could quite happily plant a shovel in the head of that bitch.
Love keeping up Appearances especially when Onslow turnes up in his old banger with Hyacinths Dad in his Amy outfit,! Lurcher hanging out of the window, they don't make comedy programmes like this anymore that make you laugh.outloud 🤣🤣
That's one very good looking Jack Russell best breed in the world. Slightly biased I've had 5 my latest one Freddy is almost 2 I had to buy him some indestructible toys of the Internet as anything we bought him from pet shop was wripped up desqueeked in minutes 😀
I also have a JRT and he's called Freddy and is two years old...spooky! He likes to chew too. He chewed my son's brand new Converse trainers 😬 and then he shredded my son's A level revision notes, but as you can see from my profile picture, he is adorable and pretty much gets away with murder 😊xx
Rrrr Louise your Freddy is very handsome he is the double of my late Billy adorable yes they do get away with murder my Freddy can jump on the bench & just sits there looking out at the garden or watches me cook so bloody cheeky 😀 have a nice weekend x
Lol😂 . Yes, we definitely learnt that lesson the hard way . We had a JRT previous to Freddy, but he was 16 and slept all day. I'd forgotten what live wires they can be when they're young, but he's great. I now have a healthy supply of chews and we have learnt to tidy up after ourselves a little more. Bella looks a little sweetie, like butter wouldn't melt. Fred has a thicker strip of fur down his back which would make a mean mohican 😁. Dogs...very naughty, but I wouldn't be without one xx
Thank you 🙂, she is beautiful indeed, Bella by name and nature 😍. JRs sure are brilliant dogs, small in size but massive characters and high energy 😁. Bella's 6 but get a ball out in front of an audience - she's very sociable and demands an audience 😂 - and she'll chase that ball non-stop. Squeaker balls, totally obsessed she'll be, chomp, chomp, chomp until the squeaker dies 😖. Cheap tennis balls deflocked and destroyed within minutes 😖. A squeaky chicken when she was younger totally savaged 😕. Ain't no such thing as an indestructible toy as far as a JR is concerned 🤷♂️
Rrrr Bella sounds great they just make us so happy & make great hot water bottles too! I've not long taken my electric blanket off the bed Freddy is such a cheeky sod he would nudge my legs to the side so he could lie on it & hog it ! The 2 toys I got him that h
ave been the only ones that have survived come under indestructible tog toys using a great dane in the advert! Think they were about £22 each One is like a small crock shoe very heavy he loves it I knew he would as up tull he was one the amount of slippers he killed & ate the toes out !! Have a nice weekend x
If you want a laugh or be a bit sick go look at twitter at what’s just dropped. Sam Smith blubbery sweaty pervy gyrating dance moves in a black sequin thong creation. Not dissimilar to Michael Jackson’s glove but just in a different area 😂. Great pod Abi actually laughed today at the Gilbert posts it’s sometimes better just to laugh. Btw I don’t have to search for you on Twitter you’re right there on feed .. maybe the little bluebird has set you free? Much love to all. Suzanne x ❤️
Paul the scouser’s BIL sounds like a great bloke. Sardinia is high on my ‘To Do’ list.
I have no interest whatsoever in the Coronation. Charles will be a disaster as King and William is woke too. The monarchy is no longer fit for purpose. Charles is meant to be Leader of the Faith but he embraces all faiths 🙉 He is not fit to be our King.
I laughed so much when you said Gilbert was like Olive On the Buses😂😂 At least Olive didn’t try and poison us with an experimental mRNA.
Yes, Ricky Gervais deleted the tweet of him having the jab. All these celebs and ‘journalists’ are backtracking but we see you and we know what you have done.
Loving your accents and characters Abi , they crack me up 😂 and the way you inject humour into a horrifically serious and important subject . Well you gotta laugh or cry ! Thanks for having the courage to carry on and keep challenging the weak minded bauble chasers !
Question : I’ve noticed lately ,a few people I watch or listen to , talking about Christianity , how they’ve re found Christianity or the need to mention it , and noticing it’s happening to other people too. I don’t know whether it’s happening more or I’m just noticing it more /am drawn to it .
Sorry that’s not really a question 🤣
Ps I grew up with a Methodist mum and atheist dad . Went to church and Sunday school as a kid but only been to church with my kids (c of e) school events . But I do now go to a weekly singing group at a church .
Another great podcast!Just wanted to say that at least Astra Zeneca stopped before the boosters.The mainstream media are only mentioning Astra Zeneca jab injuries because the government have invested millions into the new Moderna mRNA "flu shots" that they next want to dish out every year
Gday 🌞 Abi and friends
Wow I poked a snake here
You spoke like a Bondi beach native
I am laughing as I write this
Too easy is spot on
Ridgy didge another ripper
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Drongo
My best mate johnny loves that word
usually with the word fucken in front of it
In Perth we call Italians dings
No idea why, in Sydney it's wogs .
You got the accent in one
Just goes to show, give you a challenge and you nail it 😁
Abi you are a cyclone of energy and love .
coming here really helps when I sink some days into despair
I think you and your mates should do a video and say all these phrases.( especially if your mates are fit and have tattoos) 👍😁
Trudi, what are you like? First the fire men that came to your house and now the Aussies 😂xx
Good to have you onboard with the SubStack family Will.
I love that Will, a cyclone of energy and love, brilliant! 🥰xx
Your Diane Abbott sounds remarkably like the Cockney Nookie Bear on the second day of a heavy cold.
Brilliant stuff, once again, Ms Roberts.
Struth...it were like an episode of Neighbours 🦘The Aussie accent is brilliant 👏 surely Will will be impressed.
I knew you would have blue birds bringing you your dressing gown in the morning. I woke up at 430 this morning with the mad sweats......Mr J made such a fuss about the heat coming off me,saying it’s like sleeping beside a fiery furnace etc violently wafting the covers and moaning about how hot he was.....honestly,I could’ve lamped him 😩 woke again at 6,no Nr J,when he came back upstairs I asked if I had disturbed him and he said I had cracked him in the face in my sleep 🤔 😂
Dreading the Coronation.....I was hoping it’d never happen 😀 Madder when you live in London though lol
Thanks for the mention and the invite to Chez Abs 🙏
I think So I Put....sounds very fitting for your Memoirs Abi 😄
Hope everyone is ok xx
Poor Mr Jules 😂😂😂 sorry Mr Jules, I’d have lamped you one as well😂😂
I won’t tell u what his reply was when I said ‘u want to try being inside this body’ he nearly got murdered twice 😂
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Great Aussie accent Abi, spot on!
I listen to your pods every morning as they give me the motivation to keep going.
My story: unjabbed, mandated early retirement, Ukrainian parents ( thankfully both deceased pre this proxy war and pre covid) My friends: jabbed, brainwashed, flag waving Nazi Zelensky supporters. To coin an Aussie phrase ' I copped a double whammy'
If it weren't for my dear supportive like minded husband, don't know where I'd be. We pretty much keep to ourselves now, only have a few awake friends.
I read everyone's comments and I am heartbroken by the tragic stories. I am so tired and beyond caring about most people, as imo they probably will never change until it's too late...
Looking forward to reading about your Russian experiences and the 'date' at Orthodox Easter this week 😁
Hi to Will in Sydney, good to hear from a fellow Aussie!
Thank you Anne in Oz, like you we resisted the jab, thankfully my children too (my son was sacked from his job). I totally get it when you say about feeling so tired with it all - people just sleepwalking into all this. Our family’s all in the uk - all jabbed and pretty much believing anything the BBC tells them. So happy to have found Lovely Abi - hearing her daily rant, accents, story’s, her love of music and general ‘sauce’ is a god send!
I won't be partaking in any aspect of Charles the Turds coronation. No thank you! He is definitely not my king and as for Camilla being called Queen ? Jesus christ, they are seriously taking the piss. Charles cannot lawfully take the coronation oath while supporting the WEF. Everything they stand for goes against our inalienable rights and freedoms and Charles is meant to defend those rights and yet it seems he doesn't give a fuck! Surprise surprise as Cilla used to say 😂.
As for a new character Abi...why not base it on Julia Fartley Spewer. After all, she loved telling us about her taking the jabs and she loved the masks too 🤣.
Question for AAA: Are we going to see anymore of Cathy Crunt and your gang of characters?
Love to all, Louise xx
Brilliant idea! Love Cathy Crunt too x
Louise couldn’t agree more where the walking tampon and his tampon holder are concerned.
William and Kate have marked their own cards, employing the evil shrew from New Zealand, I could quite happily plant a shovel in the head of that bitch.
You crease me up Abi!! Your Hyacinth Bucket..I mean “ Bouquet” Is uncanny!! “Richaaard”!! 😆😂🤣😂 Fuck me I’m showing my age here 🤣🫡
Love keeping up Appearances especially when Onslow turnes up in his old banger with Hyacinths Dad in his Amy outfit,! Lurcher hanging out of the window, they don't make comedy programmes like this anymore that make you laugh.outloud 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Where can I get a Gilbert doll, the dog could do with a new chew and she'd probably rip its head off and bury it in a dark corner of the garden 😏
That's one very good looking Jack Russell best breed in the world. Slightly biased I've had 5 my latest one Freddy is almost 2 I had to buy him some indestructible toys of the Internet as anything we bought him from pet shop was wripped up desqueeked in minutes 😀
I also have a JRT and he's called Freddy and is two years old...spooky! He likes to chew too. He chewed my son's brand new Converse trainers 😬 and then he shredded my son's A level revision notes, but as you can see from my profile picture, he is adorable and pretty much gets away with murder 😊xx
Rrrr Louise your Freddy is very handsome he is the double of my late Billy adorable yes they do get away with murder my Freddy can jump on the bench & just sits there looking out at the garden or watches me cook so bloody cheeky 😀 have a nice weekend x
😍 Freddy's coarse to Bella's smooth, gorgeous and cheeky 😁
Keep anything chewable of value out of sight, you live and learn!
Lol😂 . Yes, we definitely learnt that lesson the hard way . We had a JRT previous to Freddy, but he was 16 and slept all day. I'd forgotten what live wires they can be when they're young, but he's great. I now have a healthy supply of chews and we have learnt to tidy up after ourselves a little more. Bella looks a little sweetie, like butter wouldn't melt. Fred has a thicker strip of fur down his back which would make a mean mohican 😁. Dogs...very naughty, but I wouldn't be without one xx
A mohican JR, brilliant, fluff/rough it up a bit, love to see that!
Thank you 🙂, she is beautiful indeed, Bella by name and nature 😍. JRs sure are brilliant dogs, small in size but massive characters and high energy 😁. Bella's 6 but get a ball out in front of an audience - she's very sociable and demands an audience 😂 - and she'll chase that ball non-stop. Squeaker balls, totally obsessed she'll be, chomp, chomp, chomp until the squeaker dies 😖. Cheap tennis balls deflocked and destroyed within minutes 😖. A squeaky chicken when she was younger totally savaged 😕. Ain't no such thing as an indestructible toy as far as a JR is concerned 🤷♂️
Rrrr Bella sounds great they just make us so happy & make great hot water bottles too! I've not long taken my electric blanket off the bed Freddy is such a cheeky sod he would nudge my legs to the side so he could lie on it & hog it ! The 2 toys I got him that h
ave been the only ones that have survived come under indestructible tog toys using a great dane in the advert! Think they were about £22 each One is like a small crock shoe very heavy he loves it I knew he would as up tull he was one the amount of slippers he killed & ate the toes out !! Have a nice weekend x
Problem with my hot water bottle is all those little white hairs she sheds all over me 😂
Have a great weekend 💋
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Gervais struts like the dog’s bollocks... but he won’t satirise COVID hysteria or Islam... castrated dog’s bollocks.
If you want a laugh or be a bit sick go look at twitter at what’s just dropped. Sam Smith blubbery sweaty pervy gyrating dance moves in a black sequin thong creation. Not dissimilar to Michael Jackson’s glove but just in a different area 😂. Great pod Abi actually laughed today at the Gilbert posts it’s sometimes better just to laugh. Btw I don’t have to search for you on Twitter you’re right there on feed .. maybe the little bluebird has set you free? Much love to all. Suzanne x ❤️
Paul the scouser’s BIL sounds like a great bloke. Sardinia is high on my ‘To Do’ list.
I have no interest whatsoever in the Coronation. Charles will be a disaster as King and William is woke too. The monarchy is no longer fit for purpose. Charles is meant to be Leader of the Faith but he embraces all faiths 🙉 He is not fit to be our King.
I laughed so much when you said Gilbert was like Olive On the Buses😂😂 At least Olive didn’t try and poison us with an experimental mRNA.
Yes, Ricky Gervais deleted the tweet of him having the jab. All these celebs and ‘journalists’ are backtracking but we see you and we know what you have done.
Loving your accents and characters Abi , they crack me up 😂 and the way you inject humour into a horrifically serious and important subject . Well you gotta laugh or cry ! Thanks for having the courage to carry on and keep challenging the weak minded bauble chasers !
Question : I’ve noticed lately ,a few people I watch or listen to , talking about Christianity , how they’ve re found Christianity or the need to mention it , and noticing it’s happening to other people too. I don’t know whether it’s happening more or I’m just noticing it more /am drawn to it .
Sorry that’s not really a question 🤣
Ps I grew up with a Methodist mum and atheist dad . Went to church and Sunday school as a kid but only been to church with my kids (c of e) school events . But I do now go to a weekly singing group at a church .
Another great podcast!Just wanted to say that at least Astra Zeneca stopped before the boosters.The mainstream media are only mentioning Astra Zeneca jab injuries because the government have invested millions into the new Moderna mRNA "flu shots" that they next want to dish out every year
Jizz-a-belle Cumshot made be laugh out loud on a previous pod! Clotshot works well too! 😀
Abi they are all absolute cunts! Saw the one show clip! Cringe fest! Keep being you! Right behind you all the way x
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Hi Abi. Happy Friday and a question for AAA later on. What are your thoughts on John Mappin coming out as a Scientologist?! (https://twitter.com/johnmappin/status/1646712904606003202?s=46&t=so7Ss5dvsU6_lwVWfI8giw)😳
Your Diana Abbott accent is Lenny from DrMcHonkHonk. Love it