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Jan Newell's avatar

Welcome back sweetheart💖 Your Kos trip sounds magical especially with your brilliant guides. The aquatic foreplay did make me laugh. I thought that was something you did in a swimming pool! Entertainment in hotels abroad, in any country, needs to be avoided at all costs.

We are what we dream has got me worried 🤦🏼‍♀️ I’ve had some terrible dreams since the beginning of the shitshow!

The Phantom Honker's avatar

"A gaslighting cunt"

Abi, yer welcome back 🤭

Lisa's avatar

Sounds like you had the most amazing time and deservedly so. Missed you.......Lisa😘xx

Bee Cat's avatar

Delighted to have you back and on such good form! X

CC's avatar

Abi you’re back .... and so is my sanity! 🙈🥰

Elizabeth's avatar

Welcome back Abibamma - you sound rejuvenated and renewed. God bless you….❤️❤️

Suzanne's avatar

Omg welcome back ! I had to resort to Mark Steyn and whilst I love him he’s not you Abi. That holiday sounded perfection, I think you’re very brave solo travelling, I’m not sure I’m ready to do that but I will have to now. Nick always said throw me off the pier end in Lindos Suze when anything happens to me so I intend to go and throw something into the sea there , it’s not technically a pier, more a wooden jetty, but I know what he meant. Laughed out loud Abi so happy you had such a wonderful time. Greece has always been my second home since 1980 I have been every year since then. ⭐️🤍 xx

Abi Roberts's avatar

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

WendyM's avatar

WendyM

just now

Same for me - well every year bar one since 1987 (was too skint to go in 1990!) :) Greece is a very special place for restoring the soul.

Suzanne's avatar

Kindred spirits ❤️ .. I am in awe of Abi solo travelling it scares me. X

WendyM's avatar

I’ve done it a few times - daunting but once there enjoyed it. Greece is very safe for female solo travellers. Go for it!

Ren's avatar

Great to hear you back Abi! The word for generous is evgenis my dad is actually half Greek he was brought up here but he still knows the words lol

Catherine's avatar

So good to have you back, I’ve really missed you! Loved hearing about your adventures in Kos, I’ve just started looking at Greek holidays what have you done to me?? I’m glad you’ve been able to recharge your batteries and leave a lot of negativity behind, you sound so happy! xx

Marie Lesbirel's avatar

Welcome back Abi. Sitting listening to you in my new birthday pyjamas

Abi Roberts's avatar

Snazzy ❤️😁

Laura Suckling's avatar

Welcome back, I'm glad you had a great holiday. I'm recently back from Cyprus & feel much better for the break.

WendyM's avatar

Welcome back - so pleased to hear you had a fab time in Kos. Greece is my happy place too - It has a different soul feel about it - if that makes sense.

lorraine cleaver's avatar

Gosh you were missed!

Hani O'Keeffe's avatar

Abi stop it with that Greek accent! omg my tummy hurts from laughing so much, especially those songs! Glad you had a lovely time in Kos, sounds like it did you the world of good. Hope everyone is well xx

Graham Smith's avatar

Fantastic to have you back!!! 😆🤩😂Xx

TheJules's avatar

Welcome home Shirley Valentine. Soooo glad to have you and your salty mouth back. Sounds like you’ve had yourself a right good break,it sounds the biz. I’ve got a new Greek word for you (if you’ve not heard it already from one of your admirers) it’s ‘sagapao’ pronounced saga paw......it means ‘I love you’. Our wedding ceremony including the vows were all in Greek, we didn’t have a clue what we were agreeing to but Mr J had done a bit of asking and said sagapao during the ceremony, bless him 😀❤️

Hello Abi Fam....hope you’re all good,I’ve missed you all, except our Trudi who’s been sending me singing voice memos by the dozen 🤦‍♀️😀

Jan Newell's avatar

Hi Jules, yes I’ve missed everyone in the break. I hope Will is doing well in Perth. I look forward to him jumping back on here with all his news.

WendyM's avatar

Another Greek word everyone must learn - Malaka! :)

TheJules's avatar

Hope u had a nice holiday Wendy. I know what a malaka is, good word 😀

WendyM's avatar

Thanks - great time. As Abi says - it was great to just get away from the coronation & other madness!

WendyM's avatar

It directly translates as dumbass but in Greece it is used as a far more derogatory term eg Matt Hancock is a Malaka! :)