What the fuckity fuck?
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Aug 29 • 39M
What the fuckity fuck?
Books, Nottinghill, silly voices, & a one act improvised play
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Abi Roberts
Welcome to the Abi Daily Family.
Every day, usually around 6pm GMT, I tell you exactly what I’m thinking.
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Warning: includes lots of swearing, accents and sound effects.
Contains the best musical intro and outro in podcast history.
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What the fuckity fuck?
What a fucking star you are . I’ve a murdered mother from the clot shot , shit loads dying around me. I’ve a university brainwashed obese Netflix child I’m trying to wake up.
I nearly fell into the “New Age “shite looking for answers, but at the last minute saved myself. Hallelujah!!
I’m going to bed now to try and forget clown world, with a bottle of Oyster Bay and a Hamish Macbeth murder mystery to try and escape this bollocks .
I did not sign up for this shit ... thanks again to you Abi x
Abi I taught both my daughter and someone at work something new this week. I was talking about our Nat asking where our dog was at work the other day, I told Nat she was round in the front garden nipping a currant out. Nat just gave me a blank look and said she had no idea what I was talking about, Donna said it was a new one on her when I explained 😂
Also at your reference to talking to people, last week on holiday in Spain I went to the Farmacia for a friend who uses something that costs a fortune on the well known website.
When I went to pay the lady was surprised when I emptied my wallet full of change to pay.
Her face lit up at all the change on the counter as she counted saying getting change was now hard as most pay with card.
I told her I preferred to pay that way, she looked me in the eyes and quoted “you don’t trust them, they are tracking, you can’t even have hobby or any privacy without them spying and monitoring our spending” she told me they’re making it harder in Spain to get hold of cash for locals and tourists by removing cash machine’s.
She nodded as we looked at each other without saying another word but we had an understanding of what it meant. Funny how I went thousands of miles and met someone who was a mirror of what I was thinking without saying a word, eyes, a look, even a small gesture reveals those of us that recognise one another.
On another note my brother and sister in law come to collect their dog today. We took over from dog sitting duties at the weekend from the husbands brother who had been dog sitting while they were on their jollies.
Their plane was delayed by a few hours coming from Cuba, I thought it might have been due to the atc problems they had been having. No not at all, they’d had to do an emergency detour and landing as someone onboard had had a heart attack. Sister in law joked saying it was rather inconvenient of them to have one causing the delay!